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The Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation (NNPC) has opened bids for the co-location of new plants within the refineries that already in existence. The Chief Operating Officer of the NNPC, Mr Anibo Kragha, explained that the bidding was a demonstration of the government’s determination to increase the nation’s crude oil refining capacity from 445,000 barrels per day to 650,000 barrels per day. According to him, a technical evaluation committee has been set up to study the bids also, will announce the winners as soon as possible. The representatives of the Nigerian Extractive Industry Transparency Initiative (NEITI) and the Bureau for Public Procurement (BPP) witnessed the processes. 

Every 1st of April is always known to celebrate April Fools Day, friends and love ones play practical jokes on themselves. We all have our own opinions of what makes a good April Fools’ Day joke. Usually, the jokes are not harmful and give everyone around us a good smiles and laugh. Others are done for the shock value effect, but some can tear right into the depth of a person’s soul. These are the 8 don't jokes on “April Fools Day!” 1. Death pranks: It’s actually not funny. 2. Fake proposals: That’s just cold. 3. Fake declaration of love: The person would most likely hate you. 4. Fake bank alerts: That is just mean. 5. Pretending to be getting married: You would most likely be hurting yourself in the end. 6. Pregnancy jokes: Someone may really want that child 7. Food pranks: The person may end up with nasty allergic reactions. 8. Fake robbery: That’s just mean. Readers remember, whatever April Fools Day pranks you have planned for today take it easy on you